My Dream Journal
I have a lot of dreams. Here I will share them with the world! Some are taken from my high school dream journal, but others are more recent.
My subconcious is very strange!
Some of them are really embarassing, don't tell anyone.
I hope you enjoy reading about it :0
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10/20/2026
I’m camping with a small group of young adults; we set up our sleeping area in front of a towering wall of rock. One group set up a big campfire they all slept around while three girls went off and made a fire of their own on the opposite side of a big boulder. I wasn’t welcomed with the big group, so I joined the three girls.
They're a bit reluctant at first but slowly accept me as the only guy with them. Eventually the four of us fall asleep next to each other around our fire. The next morning one of the girls invites us to join her on an activity. We’re all excited as it’s much more fun going as a small group the any of us going on our own. The one who suggested the activity quickly leads us across a meadow.
We walk into a greenhouse without any plants and I see Rachel, one of my former co-workers I used to have a huge crush on. I smile and wave as I attempt to follow the three girls I was with as they walk out the opposite door. Rachel stops me and asks if I have sunblock and a pencil? I tell her “sorry, I left everything at camp. I’m sure the girls I was with have all of that in their backpacks”. She says don’t worry about it as she begins passing out envelopes and pencils to people filing in. One of the other staff members asks Rachel about being on her lunch break? Rachel remarks how she will happily enjoy her full break after everyone’s forms are filled out.
10/15/2026
My sister Emily and I have crash landed on a distant planet covered in gray mountains and valleys. We had been there for months and it was time for us to return to Earth. Our ship was floating on top of a lake inside the opening of a cave. Once we got to the base of this cave, we walked up a spiraling stone staircase. Upon finding our interstellar vehicle, we also saw her fiancé, Kevin, clothed in rags and whispering to himself uncontrollably. I ask him to take a picture of Emily and I with the mountains behind us before we leave.
We fly our space car around to the back side of this mountain, it’s a flat wall, and on the other side is a town with the appearance halfway between Koopa’s Tycoon Town and Mean Street from Epic Mickey. Throngs of people are walking along giant sidewalks and navigating the roads as they fly along on their hover-cars. Me and Emily cruise along in our own glowing hovercraft. The buildings are 200 feet tall with giant windows and banners, but no one goes in or out of them. These stores have mascots that are real people that look like the items they sell. One of them is a chocolate ice cream girl with a cake cone as her bottom half.
After an hour, me and Emily get ready to fly off to our home planet. I remember to start the trip timer as I forgot to do so on our way here.
10/15/2026
Having a feeling in my chest that I was going to die, I had my family preemptively plan my funeral. They invited my current co-workers, former co-workers, friends, family, and others I’ve made an impact on. It took place at a giant park with lot’s of gazebo tents and lawn chairs. The coffin was open on a stage but I still hadn’t died yet. Their was a large public bathroom on site with private showers.
Even though their was a line of twenty people, I tried to get in and take a shower without anyone seeing me. I left the hot water running but ran back out without taking one. It became really steamy in the public bathroom until someone turned the water off ten minutes later.
For some reason I changed my mind about me dying this day. I ducked and dodged through colorful covered tents until I got to the front by the stage. My family was there along with a family friend named Melissa. Everyone was waiting for me to be in the coffin and for the procession to start. At this point I did feel like I was going to die, but only from embarrassment. End of Dream.
09/24/2026
My friend Sarah on I are walking around campus when two guys and a girl invite us to play hockey. They already have a girl named Olivia with them and forcibly lead us to an empty gym. The game starts off friendly but in between scoring they give us black eyes. By the time they gave Olivia a black eye I start gathering my things to leave. They grab Olivia’s hand leading her away. Sarah and I put our hands on Olivia’s shoulders and say “no, she’s coming with us.” I dial 911 and try to call for help. The three bullies grab all of us with hands over our mouths and lead us out of the gym under their control as they laugh at the predicament, they’ve put us in.
I should point out, I don't think I've ever known anyone named Sarah. In the dream she was actually unnamed, but I thought it was confusing if every person was unnamed except Olivia (I've never met an Olivia either btw), so I gave the other girl the name Sarah to make it easier to read. But in your mind you can remember her as the girl without a name.
04/24/2026
At a big fancy restaurant I’m sitting in a booth across from a stranger. On our table are two large pizzas and some breadsticks. It’s between 10 and 11 at night as I’m waiting for my mom, dad, twin sister and two friends from elementary school.
When they all arrive I move to a table a few feet away, the wooden kitchen table my parents have had since I was born. We spend the next few hours eating pizza and playing a combination of Chess and Scrabble while reminiscing about our memories from childhood. We re-tell the story of the lady with the golden arm and the Scout who led a lost traveler through foggy English woods.
Eventually an hour or so after midnight, I'm getting close to winning the chess game against my friend. They have a Rook, a knight and a pawn. I still have my queen, two rooks and a bishop in defensive positions.
01/21/2026
I’m hiking up Mt. Kilimanjaro with Rhett, Link, Jen, and Chase from Good Mythical Morning. We climb a ladder made of elephant bones to ascend higher up the peak. Jen thought it would be more sharp and painful but Chase reassures her that we’re gripping the smooth parts of the bones and theirs nothing to worry about. We continue up a trail that looks like DK Mountain from Mario Kart Wii. The last mile turns into a snow covered tundra. At the top there is a circle we can hook our carabiners and ropes on. Without hooking up their ropes, Rhett and Link jump off the side of the mountain so they can get to the bottom faster. A few minutes later they land in Central Park as their bodies flatten like pancakes when they hit the ground.
12/10/2025
It’s nighttime at a summer camp for nerds. I’m sitting around a campfire with students I go to school with when I confess I have a crush on one of our classmates, Lucy. I spill that I was planning on asking her out tonight but haven’t yet. They egg me on, goading me to go through with it. “Maybe she really likes you?” “You should man up and ask her.”
I’m still trying to get enough courage to ask. Two of them wander off and bring Lucy over to our group along with other students surrounding us. I blush. Lucy begins to walk backwards and smile. I run after her, “Lucy, would you like to go out with me?”
“No loser!”, she cackles loud enough for everyone to hear as she runs into the darkness. I run off in the other direction to the other side of the camp until I find other staffers eating dinner. One of them is a man around my age sitting alone. I go past but turn around and say “hi”. I sit down and we have a great conversation over dinner for the next few hours.
12/9/2025
I’m the only adult at a park filled with elementary schoolers. The playground equipment is skyscraper size and surrounded by an impenetrable forest. Everything was connected by rope bridges and I’m having fun climbing across and looking down at the ground hundreds of feet below. The kids ridicule me for being too old and make me sad. I go down a 300 ft slide and begin to walk towards a path through the forest. 10 ft wide, tall white fences create a wall on the right and left. The trees cover everything above me in darkness, I can’t see the sky.
After several hours the fence on the right stops and opens to a swamp as far as I can see. There are stones leading in a winding path through the mire. I see lot’s of lovely creatures like mermaids and giant toads, one of them has a crown on it’s head. (Note to self: 100 Strangers Project. Growing Up, Avoiding Peter Pan.)
11/6/2025
I was dreaming about a group of four college girls with their teacher. They were all in the rocket science program. The students were using a syringe to inject Hot Pockets with rocket fuel, using the carboard metallic foil holder as a heat shield, and igniting the fuel to launch the Pockets. They measured peak height, velocity, fuel consumption, and other observations after using different fuel mixtures and amounts. The ham and cheese one went the highest, pepperoni got the greatest speed though. The teacher was casually taking notes on her clipboard on how well her students were doing.
10/17/2025
Map For The Dream Two porn stars, Kody and London are holding my sister and I hostage. London leads us at gunpoint towards the front of their cabin on the side of a mountain. It’s cold and rainy and in a clearing surrounded by pine trees. On the right side of the cabin they have an enclosed porch where my parents are tied up and watched by armed guards.
My sister and I go through the front doors. We walk down a hallway and see a window peering into the kitchen. Kody is smiling as she stirs a green liquid boiling in a large cauldron. We duck low as we go through the door to the kitchen. Kody is surprised, but grabs a knife and lunges at us. I grab a steak, a Ziploc bag and a yellow cleaning cloth. My sister and I run out the kitchen door and into the pouring rain.
We run around the side to the front. My sister wants to get some of our things Kody and London have locked in another cabin. I persist and drag my sister down a trail leading up a hill into the forest. London is staring at us, arms crossed as we run up the hill to escape.
Armed guards and dogs begin to chase us but my sister and I don’t stop until we’ve disappeared into the darkness of the forest. (Note to self: yellow cleaning cloth = cleaning myself (yellow is my favorite color). Also Jessie from BB.)
9/1/2025
At my high school in an empty hallway, I'm running late for lunch. The cafeteria can seat hundreds of people, but theirs only about 20 people at tables when I get there. Several rectangular tables are pushed together. I look back and forth deciding where to sit. I left my backpack in the hallway and go to get it. It’s disorganized but who cares anymore?
It takes me forever to decide what to eat. The food isn’t very good. I go back to get more food but they’re already cleaning up. I try to avoid getting in their way. I thought they still had cheeseburgers with bacon, but with all my waiting they got rid of them even though that was what I really wanted.
The burgers left over all look terrible, the ones no one wanted. I just grab a brownie and leave.
6/16/2025
I'm a 24 year old adult but for some reason I was in elementary school and the final bell of the day just rung. My firends go out and start playing tag on the playground. Everyone else goes out to play but me. I feel depressed I'm the only one they didn't ask. Even though it's the middle of the afternoon I lay on the floor in my room and close the blinds. I start listening to a podcast and it makes me feel much better in the darkness.
5/11/2025
My friend and I are sitting in the computer labs in High School next to my crush Alyssa. I’m going through my google Drive when my computer somehow ends up on the projector screen. I accidently scroll through several photos that show me and two other students getting huge wedgies from the cheerleaders. Alyssa puts a hand over her mouth as she smiles and giggles looking at the photos. I blush and move to a different screen, but the damage is already done.
1/18/2025
I was with my friend Lauren walking through a city. Her dad calls her and Lauren and after only a few seconds tears start streaming down her face. I try to calm her down as we sit on a stone ledge next to the sidewalk. It was late spring, early summer, but huge snowflakes began to fall only around us. They were big enough to see every detail, like the kind you’d make from cutting paper.
11/24/2024
I’m working the graveyard shift at Office Max. It’s 1:00 am and I’m the only one in the store. Only the emergency lights are on. A tall sexy girl walks in wearing a brown leather trench coat. She says she had a dream about needing 3 colors of paper. I walk with her and show her what we have. “No, That’s not quite it,” she says. We go back up front and lay together in the back corner of the print shop, relaxing and snuggling by the dim lights and warmth of the large format laminator. What a great night.
9/5/2021
I’m on a spaceship with my two older sisters and Tom Scott, the Youtuber. We’re sitting in cozy chairs; our ship is quiet and relaxing with big windows. The 4 of us were chosen to go on a trip to Jupiter for 7 years. We’re on day 341. My sister tells a story of how her and I almost ran out of gas going up a hill. Tom talks about how affordable space travel is. $25 to the moon. $35 for steak on a space bar. It’s nice spending time with ya’ll on our spaceship guys.