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Hello their fellow traveler. The Stone Road is a reference to the Kingkiller Chronicles. My real name is Devan Lochees but here on Neocities I mostly go by Captain Seawater. I live near Chicago and have grown up in the state of Illinois my entire life. My childhood was defined by Windows XP and Vista, as well as the Nintendo Wii. Some of my favorite games include Mario Kart Wii, Mario Party 8, and flash games. I would spend hours on my family’s only computer playing Bloons Tower Defense, Commando 2, and Age of War. I also loved CD rom games. I’m going to blush a bit, but some of my favorites were Putt Putt Saves The Zoo, Freddie Fish and the Case of the Missing Conch Shell, Barbie Horse Riding Club (embarrassing, I know), and a game about Rapunzel trying to save her castle from an evil queen.
Name: Sally
Real Name: ??????
Sex: I'll Let You Guess
Age: 24
Status: Single and Ready To Mingle
Birthday: February 9, 2001
Hometown: Oswego, IL
Education: Graduated from Western Illinois University, 2023, with a degree in Graphic Design.
Languages: English (I’d love to learn Finnish. If anyone here speaks it, please leave a note in my guestbook :)
Hobbies: Reading historical biographies, digital painting with Krita and sketching with Bic ballpoint pins, baking banana bread, sleeping, daydreaming.
Favourite Colours: Hot sexy pink, teal blue and sunflower yellow.
Favourite Films: Run, Lola, Run, Nightwish Imaginareum, Mad Max: Fury Road, Mad Max: Furiosa
Favourite Music: Symphonic Metal, The Unforgiving by Within Temptation, Imaginareum by Nightwish, Shine by Indica (Finnish pop rock) and Auri (Only album 1, not the rest).
Favourite Shows: Better Call Saul, What’s New Scooby-Doo, The Loony Tunes Show (2011).
Favourite Video Games: Mario Kart Wii, Epic Mickey, Tomb Raider (2013), Rise of the Tomb Raider, Putt Putt Saves the Zoo.
Favorite Books: Catherine the Great, Nicholas and Alexandra, and Peter the Great by Robert K. Massie. The Name of the Wind and The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss. Peter and the Starcatchers.
Fetishes: BDSM
Addictions: Porn
Favorite Country: I would like to give you a simple answer, but if I did, I would be dishonest.
How are you doing? Finland
Favorite Sports? Wrestling, Extreme Ironing, Heavy Metal Knitting.
Favorite Wresteler? Becky Lynch.
Favorite Music Genres? Folk Death Metal (Eluveitie) and Symphoneic Metal (Nightwish).
Do you like your job? It’s a love/hate relationship.
Baby Name Choices? If it's a boy, Morgan after Morgan Moonscar from Scooby-doo, Alex after Wizards of Waverley Place or Lanre from The Name of the Wind. If It's a girl, Lyra after Lyra Rebane. Other options include Violet, Delilah, Rose, Sage, Lavender or Paige.
FAvorite FlagsUzbekistan and New Mexico. I love the red stripes seperating the tri-colors. More places should do this. The Zia is a super cool symbol.
What three things would I prioritize as president?Education, Healthcare and Public Transportation. Out of all of them, I don't think their are any downsides to building more public transportation.
If you lived thousands of years ago in an ancient civilization, what would you be doing? I’ve been told I would be good at being a monk making illuminated manuscripts. My eyesight is terrible so I would probably need bifocals, but it sounds cool.