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My first username on the internet was Sandcast. I made it on the website for Nickelodeon because I wanted to play SpongeBob games and because Sandcastle was taken.

My first memory is of 9/11. I don’t remember any visuals, only audio on a black background. I heard my mom describing the scene as she watched it on TV.

I used to work as a tour guide in New Mexico.

I’m currently reading the first Harry Potter book in Finnish in an attempt to learn the language.

When I was 7 I put a piece of leftover pizza in the microwave for 10 minutes because my family was going to spend the day with relatives for memorial day. I wasn't hungry yet, but wanted a hot piece of pizza for later. I ruined the pizza and had to throw it out.

When I was a kid, I almost burned the house down by wrapping fabric around the end of an electrical plug before plugging it in. I was trying to use the plug to hold the fabric in place a certain way on the wall.

In Elementary school I had a tin container I did an experiment with. I filled the lid with water and used a book and string as a "lever" to dump water into the main container portion. The book was ruined, and in embarrassment I had to bring it to the front desk of the school library and pay for a new copy.

My favorite book when I was young was The Lorax. My mom says I read it over 100 times. Still one of my favorites to be honest.