Harry Potter at the Laundromat

May 23, 2026

Procrastination and The Doors of Stone

May 19, 2026

Insomnia

May 18, 2026

The Lasagna Principle

That glass container you put the lasagna in is expensive and valuable, it was a gift from your beloved grandmother at your wedding.

May 13, 2026

Sporalogy - The Trams of Helsinki Finland

Sporalogy was originally created as a joke making fun of astrology. Only ever mentioned once at the very bottom of a scientific article, Sporalogy is a method of predicting peoples futures based on the movement of the Trams in Helsinki, Finland.

May 12, 2026

The Distractions of Addictions

An analogy between fast food and porn. Also, featuring Pass the Plate, the Disney Show hosted by Brenda Song.

May 11, 2026

Pirate's of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest Explained

The second film in the trilogy can be a bit complicated, but the story is amazing. Here's a quick guide as to everything that happened and why the characters are acting the way they do.

May 10, 2026

The Magic of Translation

Technology has a lot of flaws, but the auto translate feature is pretty helpful.

May 6, 2026

Celebrating Beltane

I know, I know, I'm 2 days late, lay off. I'm just kidding, this was all a ploy to be the first possible person to post about Beltane 2027. You're either the kind of person who's really late for today, or really early for tommorow. I'm the latter.

May 5, 2026

Travelling With Friends

Life's adventures are better shared with someone you care about.

May 4, 2026

A Postcard From Finland

A few months ago I asked for a postcard written in Finnish; today my wish was granted.

May 3, 2026

A Number of Showers

On average, how many showers do you take a week?

May 2, 2026

The Trouble With Strangers

A friend and I got to visit an art museum today. I though about working on the 100 strangers project while we were there, but failed. Here's why.

May 1, 2026

Making Friends Is Like Butter On A Pancake

Life is stressful, you know it and I know it. Here are a few tips to get that stress out of your system.

April 28, 2026

The Paradox of Choice

I regret a lot of the decisions I've made recently. They've made me very unhappy.

April 25, 2026

The Lost Key

This is a story I wrote as a senior in high school for my creative writing class.

May, 2019

Desiderata

Witten by Max Ehrmann in the 1900s, Desiderata is his most famous poem. It offers candid life advice I find valuable.

Monday, February 16, 2026

Northern Lights of Yellowknife

For six months of the year the temperature rarely rises above zero. On many days the temperature plunges to -40 where Celsius and Fahrenheit intersect. With 20,000 residents, Yellowknife is the largest town as well as the capital of the Northwestern Territories.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

White Pearls, Black Oceans

A lighthouse keeper lonely on new year's eve. The girl he loves escaping her absuive marrige.

Thursday, December 4, 2025

Sovietwave: Our Vision, Our Future

Our dream that could've been. A vision of the future. Nature, technology and humanity in harmony. From Russia with love, the Utopia that we forgot.

Saturday, November 1, 2025

A List of Famous Pseudonyms

Mary Fortune, Ben Franklin and Marilyn Monroe.

Saturday, October 11, 2025

The Crown of Princess Brunhilda

She went on a ride through the forset to calm her nerves. Her horse got spooked, she fell off and her crown tumbled away.

Thursday, October 9, 2025

The Sandwich Fair

Tonight was the last night to use wristbands for unlimited rides. I picked Lauren up on my way home from work and we drove to the fair.

Thursday, September 9, 2025

My Favorite Scooby Doo Movies

I always liked watching movies on TV. I don’t mind the commercial breaks, and being able to unwind in familiar surroundings is pleasant. Though in reality, I imagine most of this is nostalgia for memories of my childhood, especially comparing it to the eternal struggles of adulthood.

Thursday, August 21, 2025

Images Worth Viewing

I've always wanted to roller blade. Maybe one day...

Friday, August 15, 2025

Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Pantheon

Your guide to the gods and goddesses from the songs of Eluveitie.

Saturday, October 11, 2025

My Guilty Pleasures

Eurotrip and The Stalingrad Cowgirls, a pop rock punk group from Finland. For the record, I hate country music.

Saturday, October 11, 2025